Thursday, April 23, 2009

The SexInYourCity Virginator

Hi Sexinyourcity,

It’s not that I couldn’t get laid before, I mean I could, just not enough. So when I found this site I was all like holy shit yeah! Seriously? I mean, I thought the chicks weren’t for real, but man they are. The first girl I met was kind of shy and a bit lame in bed (I think she was a virgin looking to get laid for the first time, even though she said she wasn’t) but it was cool and got better later. Anyway, since then I think every girl I fucked was hotter than the last. Cheers.

Goodtimesgoodtimes

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

No More Calluses

I read about your site (Sexinyourcity) when I was watching some porn. That’s when I thought about what the hell I was doing! Instead of spending money watching it I could be spending some money and doing it! What have I been thinking all this time!

Nomorehand

Lazy and Loving It

Hey Sexinyourcity!

I’ve been with a couple of adult dating sites and was constantly let down. No women and if you did finally want to meet one they only wanted to flirt online. I’m a busy man. I’m on these sites because I have no time or need for a conventional relationship. I couldn’t understand why I couldn’t find a woman with the same goals. Last attempt I came to your site and paid the membership. I thought that this would be my last time.

I was very surprised with the outcome. I’ve met a few women with whom we happily keep each other busy during evenings. It’s still work. But a lot less than I ever imagined. Thank you for your site!

Rock and Roll Sexinyourcity

This is how all hook ups should be! Easy and no one to answer to after! No phone calls or promises. I wasn’t really expecting much when I signed up. But I’ve met a couple of women in person and we had a freaking blast. Sexinyourcity, you guys rock!

Metallica

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Three's a Charm

My boyfriend and I wanted to try and spice things up. We both wanted to try a 3some but I didn’t want it to be with someone I knew. We came on Sexinyourcity. I really didn’t know what to expect. I went through the girls profiles and sent messages to the ones we agreed we liked. I was very surprised at the reaction. Everyone was friendly and wanted to know all about us!

We really hit it off with one girl and decided to all meet. It was fantastic! I know we’re lucky that we clicked so well but it really brought the fantasy to life. I’m not sure we would have gone through it without Sexinyourcity. We still talk about that night.

Happycouple

A Woman Scorned and Porned

Maybe I have a bit of a mean streak, but I thought this email was hilarious. I’m not sure what the moral is. I’m thinking that it's imaginative swearing gets you far. Let me know what you come up with.
I should also mention that this email originally came in all caps.



To all you fuckers at Sexinyourcity,
Gotta say I fucking hated you guys. Came home one night and found my stupid ass boyfriends computer open to your site and to his goddamned profile!! I was so fucking angry. But I had to get back at him so I made up a profile. I was going to trap him and catch him in the act.

Yah then I started getting all of these messages from guys and I was still so fucking angry at my dickwad for wasting the last years of my life that I decided to teach him a lesson I would meet one of these guys and screw him. Then see how he feels. But once I did that it still just didn’t seem like enough. I actually kind of liked it. So I screwed another guy I met but this time we filmed it. I then made’ friends’ with my boyfriends ‘profile’ and told him to watch the video. If he didn’t know it was me before he sure did then when I had some guys cock in my mouth!

Whatever. Ditched boyfriend and there is NO way that I am dating again. Your site is perfect for me. Getting laid and don’t have to worry about nothing else.

From
Damagedndoinit

Liking the Sexinyourcity Freaks

To whoever cares
Been using sexinyourcity for a few months. Was starting to feel a little let down but I was talking to some chicks so it wasn’t all that bad. Bu then I met Stacey (name changed for anonymity). Holy fuck man. Wicked. This chick is a total freak. I love it. Totally worth it.

Thanks
Freaklover